The beard bespeaks the wisdom of age... and the pediatrician has officially confirmed it: Shalvah is six months old! And 27 inches tall, 18 pounds and change, displaying sophisticated fine motor coordination and an expanding repertoire of sounds. She alternates between growling like a wild dog, singing like a canary, and saying "mamamamama," "bababababa" and "blablablablabla," all the while showing off her first pair of pearly choppers:
She sinks those pearly whites with abandon into a diversifying menu that now features carrots, squash, applesauce, peas...
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and innocent children...
And like anybody else, she likes to kick back and wash it all down with a cold one...
(speaking of innocent children, isn't that guy a teacher? Does the school board know about his underage drinking buddy?)
Facing this sudden array of culinary choices can be overwhelming, so Shalvah does occassionally turn to the self-help section for guidance:
but any such dilemmas don't seem to weigh heavily on this omnivore. We've got ourselves a six-month-old who's living life to the fullest!















